In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.
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You guys shouldn’t need incentive to write paragraphs about how cool I am
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I believe my drawing and p.e teachers are dating. They’re both two ugly bitches and I hate one of them the other one is funny but only bc she looks to the depths of my soul every time i look at her. Cool couple, yeah.
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